JMR is back!!!

Scene1
JMR is attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?  
JMR: If U give me the address I will go there sir. 

Scene2
JMR: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.. 

JMR: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 

Scene3
Manager asked JMR at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
JMR replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.  

Scene4
After returning back from a foreign trip, JMR asked his friend,
Do I look like a foreigner?  
Friend: No! Why?  
JMR: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?